NMCA Strikes It Rich

NMCA has had a VERY good week indeed. Princes, sultans and FBI directors - just to name a few - have advised NMCA over the past week of funds that we are to inherit and have bestowed upon us.

What are the odds? NMCA is positioned to add millions to the coffers, and will have quite the Christmas party as a result. As soon as our $2,250 is received by the authorities (transfer fees), they will wire all of the funds. Below are just a few of the announcements received - life has just become sooooo good for NMCA members! We are somewhat surprised by their lack of command for the English language and grammar, however that won't stop NMCA from rolling in a mountain of cash very soon!

Dear NMCA,
Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of Eight Million and Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars ($8,500,000.00) due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to soo many losses from your end and unnecessary dilay in the receipt of your fund.
Yours sincerely,
NICHOLAS STORY
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Date: 20/05/2019
Good Day NMCA,
I are contacting you regarding the contract summ of US$288 Million United States Dollar, Contract Number: NNPC/FGN/TAM/KWP-0920/15. This contract was awarded to ENGR. CUIZIO FLORENCE for the supplies of Pipelines and other accessories for the Turnaround Maintenance of the Three Refineries in Nigeria (Kaduna, Warri and Port Harcourt).
The Contract agreement to was signed by NNPC and the Contractor states that; 70% (US$201.6 Million United States Dollar) of the contract sum will be paid to the contractor after the signing of the contract agreement, whereby thee remaining 30% (US$86.4 Million Unite States Dollar) will be paid after a completion of the contract, and the period of the contract was 12 months. This contract was awarded to ENGR. CUIZIO FLORENCE on the 17TH of August 2018 and he completed the contract on the 28th day of May 2019.
Dr. Emmanuel Ibe Kachikwu
Group Managing Director
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC)

FUNDS CLAIM NOTIFICATION
NMCA:I WRITE TOO INFORM YOU OF A CLAIM IN THE CUSTODY OF OUR OFFICE ADDRESSED IN YOUR NAME WITH REF: WFT/AX/021/ACC.NO 57198713634.THIS CASH DEPOSIT IS CURRENT BEING MANAGED BY OUR BANK HERE IN LONDON AND HAS YOUR NAME AS THE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY TO THE FUNDS WITH A DEPOSITSTATEMENT OF $5.5M UNITED STATE DOLLARS.
THIS IS ONE FIRST NOTIFICATION TO THIS CLAIM AND IT IS BEEN COMMUNICATED TO YOU FOR RECORD PURPOSE. ON IDENTIFICATION WITH THIS CLAIM, FURTHER INFORMATION TO THE TRANSFER/RELEASE AND COLLECTION OF THE FUNDS WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE TO YOU.
A NON-REPLY TO THIS MAIL INDICATE AUTOMATIC REJECTION OF THE FUNDS CLAIM.IF YOU ARE INTERESTED TO RECEIVE THIS FUNDS, YOU ARE TO CONTACT/RESPOND TO FRANCES CARTER THE OFFICER IN CHARGE OF PROCESSING THE FUNDS CLAIM AS APPROVED .
TRULY YOURS,
MRS PARISI DEBORAH.
COORDINATOR OF GRANTS

Posted 5/31/19